Today I delivered some heavy boxed, guess what happened again... ⚡⚡⚡ Even worse, after I got off, it lingers for like 15 minutes 💀
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Yesterday static electricity strikes again...right on my dickhead 😭😭😭 Electric boogaloo while I'm carrying 3 other people on my bike. It's a horror
bruh im so lazy mannn
Last Christmas my dick's really cold
And the very next day, my balls also cold
This year, to save me from tears
I'll soak it in some warm water
gahhhh static on my dick, I got electrocuted again
Holy shit I just had the most generic horror movie dream of my family and friends slowly being replaced with shapeshifting aliens/monsters and no one notices except me and when I decided to warn the others it's already too late and I got killed and replaced too. And when I woke up, I still vaguely remembers the dream yet don't remember who's the one that got infected first in my family and then I wondered, how did I even dreamt of these events in the first place? I've never/rarely watch these type of movies. -
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