wait this is a LOT funnier than i thought it'd be omg
AJSDFKLDSF;JSAD WHEN HE GAVE HIM FUCKING DOG WHISKERS I WAS LIKE "is this,,, is this hair,,,,wha,,,wh-" JFASDFJ AND THEN I LEARNED HE WHAT??? THEY WERE WHISKERS??? AND EVERYONE THINKING THAT'S NOT A CAT IM CACKLING
like this entire premise...