Imagine a barrel full of water with a 2 inch pipe sticking out. Not alot of distance to hold back the pressure, especially with a laugh coming on.
Guys can probably clinch things down like a garden hose?
Uniqlo used to be my go-to for decently priced clothes. Now that they got all trendy in the US everything ended up pricey as hell.
The pictures around the store are super useful for getting an outfit together though.