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I'm just sad now. Reading giveth, reading taketh away.

@Morbidmammoth Yeah, I've had to take care of chickens before, and they'll eat their own eggs if they get the taste of it.

MAGIC MISSILE, MAGIC MISSILE, MAGIC MISSILE

When the best relationship advice is coming from a talking iguana.

Now this is wholesome and all, but I can't get the Daytona USA Soundtrack out of my head, and now I just imagine her humming/singing one of the songs. I need help, I'm hopelessly addicted to Daytona. All of my comments on MD for the past week or two have included me mentioning it, and I can't...

This poor man... was suffocating, and foaming at the mouth, and you killed him. What a way to go out.

Good ol' gramps givin' the best relationship advice, even though he just compared you and his granddaughter to gorillas.

Here I am able to use some words passed down through history. "Doin' ya mom"

D E S T R O Y T H E L E W D

The man who won the hearts of a whole squad of nuns... on accident, without realizing until being told he did. Obliviousness: 100

And the entirety of the internet collapsed under its own hornyness. The End. Worst possible ending.

SLUT DETECTED WHOLESOME LEVELS AT RISK OF FALLING SUB-ZERO This is a serious crisis we have here. If the wholesome levels drop below their usual amounts, we might just have created a major threat to the internet's (already pretty horrible) stability. We need to get some help before that happens.

@Subordinate1 They also made a Mario basketball game for the DS, so it's not that surprising. Square Enix is probably one of the less surprising companies that could have published it.

That's the quickest and most straightforward question and answer I've ever seen. NO FILLER, ONLY GÜD. Listening to the Daytona USA soundtrack (specifically the arcade version of the song "Pounding Pavement") has brought me immensely good luck once again. Humanity peaked in 1994 with the...

Havin' a nice game of "Puyo Puyo Tsuu" there, if I'm not mistaken. I only own the Saturn version, so I don't really know if any of the other versions' menus look like that.

Why does the "Google Store" badge have an Adidas logo on it? Edit: Ponko has an unquenchable thirst for blood, but cannot violate the laws of robotics, so she must take out her anger on the entire population of slimes; past, present and future population.

I am afraid of what humanity has created. "God is dead. And we killed him." - Big the Cat, 300 B.C.

First of all, that's just croquet, don't know where they got gateball from. Second, I can't help but think of the New Zealand Story when I look at the doodles of the chicks.

Q: Why is it that the 1 or 2 hairs that stick up in the back spread from the drawings to my hair? A: I think I might have a problem. My hair sticks up in all of the pictures of myself (or any character I draw). I just subconsciously draw the aptly named "prongs of despair".

I don't like it when people use the "Sad:Rainy Day, Happy:Sunny Day" Analogy, because one of the happiest times for me is when it rains. It just feels comfy and warm inside, and outside it feels cool and refreshing. When it's sunny it just feels too bright and I have to look at a downward...