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I felt that so much it feels like I just got punched directly in the chest. Whenever someone asks me what genres of music I like, just so I don't have to say the actual answers , I just say, "I listen to a lot of things." The conversation always goes on for a long time with them just not...

Why, on page 17, does her finger look like a boxcutter? I mean, I get that it's just the way it was drawn, but it looks like it could cut through something without even touching it.

I just want to say, someone, somewhere, at some point in my life, made the rating of this go from whatever it was before, to 9.11. And no, this is not me complaining about it like some people (Twitter) would.

Now, normally I'd try to calm down and think through this predicament, but now is not a normal time. I will have to resort to using made up on the spot quotes. "I have many question. In fact, I think we all have many question."...

After reading some... other things, my Incensor has literally blown up, and my mind is getting there. Now, it's time to bust out the newly built Gaydar! Nevermind. It got overloaded too. No more reading for tonight.

This guy has the right idea. If some student that's technically stronger than you is being an annoying dick, you grab the your backpack that seems to weigh half as much as you (that might just be me), and snap their spine like a toothpick. Or you could have to deal with the ultimate question...

Yeah, the moment all of us had our lives ruined, the first sign of self-awareness. Being self-aware has a few perks, but otherwise I'd rather have stayed oblivious just a little while longer.

CAT-POSE TO ASSERT(ive) YOUR DOMINANCE

When you're so oblivious your intelligence does an integer underflow and you become a logic god.

This whole series is proof that the more oblivious you are, the closer you come to being invincible. Then you become self-aware, it all falls apart, and you become the awkward guy. Not a horrible thing mind you, I mean, I'm the one talking here so it can't be as bad as someone getting kicked in...

So... can anyone tell me why there is a random Square Enix logo on the last page?

My INCENSOR™ is on red alert right now.

I know it's gonna be a great read when I see an "intended negative double negative"* on the first page. I know that may sound like I'm extremely picky about word choice but I can't help but notice it. Still looking forward to reading it anyway! *

I just noticed the screaming old guy. My thought process has been crushed with a hydraulic press and will never be the same.

Oh no... She's H O R N Y

Apparently (I can't remember the non-offensive[?] term for it so I'm just gonna say it, I apologize for having horrible memory) Midgets are a much rarer thing in this version of Japan than in Texas. So I may be a bit slow to pick up on things, but REALLY? How don't at least a couple of people...

Oh no... She's H O R N Y

TIME FOR THE S U C C OF THE MILLENIUM

The worst thing I've experienced with McDonald's would be a school trip where some retard student on the bus slapped my Big Mac out of my hands onto the floor. I felt hatred more powerful than a thousand suns, and had to resist the urge to rip his testicles off and use his spine as a toothpick.

What the hell happened there!?