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The new teacher guy is too relatable. I, too, am large and don't give too much of a shit.

Pro Wrestling is like a brain virus. It enters your heart and it won't leave. It'll ruin you, your life, your body, your mind. But god... It really is splendid, isn't it?

Can you match the conviction of a man-not with his life on the line....but with the entire core of his life on the line? He knows he's going to die. But it doesn't matter, because he's got a show to put on.

"I'm the President, he's the Manager." "I'm the Manager!"

Notes: I've never thought about if ants sleep. huh. Also, interesting contrast to have our boy not have any bone damage (like his father) but Ryuutarou had a minor fracture.

That's how a PRO WRESTLER apologizes, duh!

"...Bro." "...Yeah, Bro?" "I like men now." "...You're still gonna die single, Bro." "Bro, harsh...Unless?" "NO."

"Woah! We got hit with a gender changing...whatsit. Wait, Ralsei, you look exactly the same." "S-SO DOES KRIS!!" "Well, duh, Kris is a human." "...huh?" "...I mean, all humans are nonbinary and have time powers, duh" "...HUH?!"

attacked by six bears :<

"...You're a Yakuza, a Pro-Wrestler, and you got knocked the fuck out by some rando in a bar?" "..." "AND you have THAT HAIRCUT?" "..." "...Did you just bold and itallic your ellipses" "fuck you"

"Someone once said the world's first Pro Wrestler was Jesus Christ" fuck, man, that is a strong opener

PFFF Cop Boy is more dog than his own dog.

I think the Fae were just like "Oh, such a nice picnic! We'll send you where you'd like to go!"

On the one hand, sure, man. On the other, your dad went full Chris Benoit, I'm shocked you even became a wrestler in the first place?????

HOW MUCH TERRIBLE SHIT CAN HAPPEN TO ONE CANCER-RIDDEN PRO WRESTLER?!

So that's what Kisaragi was freaked about when he and Samson were confronting each other. "Shhhhiiiit this is that guy I staaaabbbeddd...."

Samson...

Like all teens, he's convinced he's irredeemably evil.

Shit just happens to this guy, man...

"I look lame but I am still actually working." "..." "You're thinking about how Ryuko flicks pencils at the ceiling tiles again aren't you." "Sometimes I have dreams where she dies at her desk and I cannot bring myself to cry at her funeral." "Jesus, dude."