For whatever reason, I'm really digging the idea of a singular "enchanted sword" being a huge fuckin' deal in this world. It's cool, nice change of pace from every other nerd having a +10 cursed blade of super-death.
The coworker sucks. "I'm gonna force you to go on a date with this guy who is clearly making you uncomfortable because you're getting old and are not in a relationship and that's unacceptable". Idiot.