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The magic world is a tight knit community, if you're good with one group, words gonna go around, this is a big opportunity for him.

6-5 hours of sleep per day will fuck you up in the long run.

"You fool! Nothing's different about me, I've always been crazy!"

This woman is a cognitive hazard. Poor bastard got infected, and so have we. I finally know what the Resident Evil scientists feel like.

The Parent Trap is not a documentary.

It's only a matter of time before the sword starts assuming direct control.

So nobody is gonna keep an eye on curse girl? She got a third of the class out of the picture and no teachers are asking questions?

He never said no, soo...

Homeboy looking like Solomon with all the BPDemons he keeps collecting.

Best case scenario: Convince her that the cats are just well behaved. worst case:

The string is putting in overtime.

We're cooking with nitrous oxide and napalm, ALL GAS, NO BRAKES!

If her sister finds out she got kidnapped, she'd probably send a typhoon towards the house, and a tsunami for the ports. She'll Noah the fuck outta them.

Fuck it sure why not, we cut the brakes a long while ago. Can't wait to play "Guess the mental illness" every time a new character introduces themselves.

Simped so hard he got smited by a god.

After the original case got thrown out due to nepotism, they're gonna make sure this one sticks. Almost bringing a Lich out of a dungeon is one thing, but creating a Black Dragon is something no government is going to let slide.

Gotta be honest, what was his end goal? Even if he manages to kill him, now the woman he's into is out for blood, her sister who's the strongest person in the village, her mother an ex phantom thief, and the father who will rip him a new one. Even if he somehow survives all that there's no way...

Their first night is gonna be the energy equivalent of a star being born.

Nothing says rising action like a crashout with a sharp object.