— Can you do basic math?
— No.
— What's 2+2?
— 4.
— Oh my, so you can!
This is comedy, according to the author. A fucking rock would be enough to fool her. This dumb bitch could argue with a wall and still somehow lose, and of course, the author would consider this
hilarious.
It would be a breach of contract's confidentiality clause to disclose anything about the contract marriage.
Well, if it isn't great, since there isn't a single fucking word in the contract implying that she has to have a bad reputation. Pretty ironic for someone who is supposed to be a “genius with perfect memory”, right?
On the contrary, the 2nd clause states: “
Wife will cooperate with the Duke's efforts to maintain the dignity of the Lanchester Duchy”, so not only does the contract lack any requirements pertaining to her being a villainess, it even discourages such behavior.