Did somebody say oyakodon?
One day, a man was on his way home after work when he was solicited by a lady in her thirties.
"Dear, would you like to have some fun? Let go of all your stress and tension."
"Sorry, but I am not interested," he politely declined.
"It's only for $200," she offered.
The man was stunned. "Only $200?"
"Dear, not only will I give you a nice discount, I'll also include a special oyakodon service just for you," she said, with a wink in her eye.
The man stopped in his tracks. He glanced at the lady again. Although she was getting on in years, she still had a passable figure. So he thought to himself, "Hey, maybe her daughter wouldn't be so bad, right?"
"Okay, let's go," said the man.
The lady brought the man into a nearby apartment. Once they're both in, she shouted, "Ma, this guy wants the oyakodon special!"