Next will be
There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!
I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house!
Ya-da-da-da... [stops dancing] That didn't work either, huh?
Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house!
I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages!
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Sorry you had to see that.