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every time I see a long haired dude I'm reminded of my own long hair that got shaved as a "prank" a few days ago
my soul is hurting
Already got my revenge
My wife was the culprit so I cut her hair by the lenght she shaved
I always thought she would look cute with a french style haircut, this was the worst possible way to get this wish of mine granted
RIP. I never grew out my hair much because it would require significant length before it stops growing upwards and gravity finally takes effect. I think with covid lockdowns I got at least 4-5+ inches, maybe significantly more(hard to tell length sometimes). That and hot and humid summers with hair like that are annoying. Keeping it shorter and periodically getting the wool shearing equipment is more functional than stylish.
Well at least hair grows back eventually.....for most of us. Now for me to wait a few years to determine if my receding hair line is just reaching its mature shape or if it will just keep going all the way back.
Nice way to get revenge, completely fair game. If she is upset, she shouldn't have dished out what she wasn't prepared to recieve. That said I will pray my sympathies for the lost soul of a brother who is by now, serving a felony sentence in the doghouse. And if he doesn't already, he should make his own food and watch out for any recent household purchases of large quantities of laxatives.
May the Yankovic god of hair have mercy on your soul.
In all seriousness though while that was a severe/kinda mean "prank" even from a significant other, I hope this is something you both can find humor in after the anger subsides and laugh at years down the road. Sometimes the best stories and memories can come from some of the worst experiences.(But I also hope this doesn't happen again to you unless consensual like losing a bet or something).