"All these guys are single" Or maybe their spouses are working and also don't have a lot of time for laundry? He's going to need to start selling tamed slimes. There's a limit to how much of the glory of slime one man can spread on his own. Like, give the kids you're sending into the shit pits a couple slimes so they don't have to carry the crap out with their hands or whatever it is peasant children tasked with shitwrangling normally do.