Dang dude, you can't just go asking your new wife with a possible thousand year or no known lifespan if she's going to treat you like a dog and get a new one when you die.
She will make sure to turn you into her lackey, so she can still be with you even after death
i don't know, spider bite or something, turn you into spiderman
Given his rate of recovery, I don't think he's traditionally human. Regardless, it's a pretty dick move to pull out the "so, what are your plans when I'm gone" convo out of your ass, man.