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Ironclad
Basically, the Loli god couldn't give him any of the weapons she currently owns due to them being to OP. Talking WMD level here. So she gave him the only thing that was even slightly sane.
However even that was overkill as it was a wooden indestructible piece that could easily been seen as being abnormal as fuck. So instead she got his old weapon from his grave, placed a few enchants on it. And had it sent to him.
Thing is, she still went a little overboard on the enchants. Which is part of the joke.