One Million Gold - Vol. 1 Ch. 11 - Bribing Dwarves

[MangaDex]

 

[ShadowWalker]

..is it odd a part of me finds this poetic?...😅

 

[Serverclosed]

Damn elf is like a storm.

 

[InsaneInsomniac]

I mean, she knew to use sausage and beer on the border guards, but then she tried to give gold to the guys that probably mine the raw materials for the whole region's coin supply on their days off from guard duty? really? that's just stupid, sex appeal might work (in the event these dwarves are into that, which I have to assume is possible...Tolkien taught me that much) and of course the already proven food and booze option would probably work again, but why would they sell out for a few coins in an area where they can literally stumble into a fortune just by digging a big enough hole?

 

[Tamerlane]

Oh so their relationship can be summarized as the relationship between all elves and dwarves...Mainly....

Spoiler

"Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!"​