Oh gosh, I love this thing. It's stupid and senseless and over-the-top and I really shouldn't love it, but I do. Guilty pleasure all the way.
Probably helps that I read it when I was young enough to be the target audience for this crap, but it will always hold a special place in my heart, trash or not.
Thank you
@electromaster for uploading it here. Seeing the cover again made me smile.