@bladestorm91 you haven't used a superior Japanese bidet then, I've seen podcasts with grown men reacting the same way to a Japanese bidet, gushing about the lengths they've gone to, to import one after experiencing one somewhere....
God... it's only been a month since the previous chapter, but this story is so unmemorable that I keep having to check back on early chapters to remember what the fuck happened and what this story is about.