Author: "So yeah Mitsuhide was old, but he was a total chad, a paragon of health, he was able to wrestle and take down men thrice his size, and two times younger than him, and he did it with ease, while brandishing a smile as warm as the sun, he was handsome too for an old man, and noble, and smart, charismatic too, he was familiar with war tactics and poetry, he even imparted his wisdom on those he defeated, because he was not arrogant despite being so strong, he was humble too, and his qualities bewitched all the nobles, he was supper respected despite being lower than a foot soldier, because all of this he acquired through hard labor, he raised from the hood facing adversity, living the life of the average man! and he was able to fly and use magic too!"
Talk about having a boner for your ancestor.
This is turning out to be more disgusting than i expected.