Holy fuck, Japan really loves to suck its own dick...
It's a great country where everyone leads tranquil lives
2017: 18.5 out of 100,000 people have committed suicide, and that was a record low...
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2015: 15.7% of the population lives below the poverty line...
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Also, Japan loves to communicate survey data when everything goes well, and they can announce record lows, but when things go bad, they either don't give a shit or purposely hide the data. That's why some survey results are 5 to 10 years old, with no new ones available (live the homeless % right now...).
...The fact that we're one of the most respected island nations in this world...
Well, yeah, of course, but that's like saying that New Zealand in one the most respected country on the Oceania continent...