Respect your senpais you brats.
I mean, who else do you know that can buy you beer? Everybody else: Throw the ball at the basket.
Kobachi: Wait, let me factor in the coriolis effect on the ballistic trajectory of an elastic spheroid thrown at ground level.
Also, I'm pleasantly surprised by the lack of cliche usage in the bathroom scene. Typical female protagonist: Oh no! Those girls said mean things about me. I shall run away, with tears flowing down my cheeks, as my delicate glass maiden heart shatters into a million pieces!
Kobachi: They're sort of right. It's not like I actually give a damn.