For a second I thought Kogarashi was gonna say he was once possessed by a master masseuse and could adjust the shape of a person's body in various ways (i.e. bigger or small butt/breasts, moving fat from the stomach, and reducing fat faster than normal) so I'm a little disappointed that the author did something different but this is also good.
Oh Hibari-chan really doesn't understand at all.
Boobs aren't the only thing that can get male attention. She doesn't even realise that she has awesome thighs.
And she went and tried to kill them. What a foolish girl.