Mangadex detective agency

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You have mystery?
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Indeed I do. I've come with a case of my own to this fledgling establishment—a case not even @Mr_Detective himself could solve (what with him being dead and all).


Why is it that @pandascepter announced his hiatus from the forums right after I urged him to continue our DnD session? I've ruminated on this for many a sleepless night, yet to no avail. Perhaps a less autistic different perspective could shed some light on this case...

 
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This is cool af, great read.

It was a wednesday afternoon when a mysterious stranger in a trench coat, definetely not three default plussers sitting on each's shoulders, entered the bureau.
The weather outside was pretty shit, a result of a child not finishing their plate, or what a northern german would consider grilling weather. As the drops dripped of the top one's wide-brimmed hat, the mysterious stranger put a leaflet on the table. "I'm looking for a button that will destroy yuri" the stranger spoke, the features hidden in the shadows, though some glitching had been noticeable.


Noir
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The rain was pouring down, pattering against the windows as if they wanted to go inside. I was alone in my office, the fourth black tea today being my only way to stay awake. @BlackGeneral was tied to the bed after working himself to sleep again and @TheTopAdventure was also resting after his successful expedition. Finally peace and calm, or so I thought before the door was opened. A stranger entered the office, swaying back and forth as if his spine couldn't hold his own body weight. Equally strange was his request.

"A button for the destruction of yuri?", I asked, taken aback, "You do know that we are not a curiosity shop, right? 'Cause this would be the first time I have ever heard of something like this." The stranger simply nodded. Of course, a man of few words, like every other user around here with secret ambitions. "And I am sure you understand the gravity of this task. Searching, no, even thinking about something like this will make you the enemy of every Yurican. They would come out faster than wasps from their nests. And don't get me started on the junkies. If they catch even a whiff of this whole case the MODs will have a field day cleaning the aftermath. It could even turn worse than the Hombre disaster." He nodded again, my words seemingly not reaching him. Sighing, I continued: "Either you are a lunatic or a lunatic with much wealth and followers. No matter what, this whole thing will end in nothing but strike-shet, rivers full of hatespeech and streets full of deleted users. You would be in the midst of this crossfire. Should we take this case our agency too. I can't risk our lives for the ideals of one user."
The stranger was seemingly doing something insides his trench coat, one could even hear a pluritude of whispers. After some time he threw a big sack of money on the table. "Small payment...., in advance." Whoever he was, he had the financial means. This wasn't even your usual Reaction money, no, pure Points. Valuable, highly sought after, rare and...
...impossible for a normal user to come by.

They were never distributed, neither in V3 nor in V5. Was a MOD baking him? What for and why? Dispute within their ranks? Have they grown bored? I could feel my brain cells whiring and clacking, like the machinery of the Posting library. "This is all nice and dandy", I replied after thinking for some time, "but the money is worth nothing if we end up banned." "No problem... I will take care... of the button. Just need to know.... the location.", his words spoken with great deliberation. "So you just need us to find where the button is located? Can't say I am thrilled helping someone start a war in the Forum. Should we accept I want no traces leading back to us, am I clear?" "As said,.... so done"

I sighed, my nerves at their limit. I would first need to consult with my team members before risking all of our lives. Still, those Points. Even now their shine and allure sang sweetly to my ears. Enough to make a regular user sick. "Alright, I will have to talk with my colleagues on this matter. You should come back in four to five days, giving us enough time to answer your proposition by then." Simply nodding, the figure shifted back outside, disappearing within the rainy streets of thread activity. No use tailing him, the Forum offers the perfect hiding spot for users of all class and mass. I leaned back on my seat, wide awake, thinking about the whole case.
Why exactly us? Revolutions weren't something new and fights could break out daily here, but why involve us? This question bore itself in my skull, not giving me a peace of mind.


Status Report
Case: not yet accepted, discussion needed
Notes: smells like a trap; someone else seems to be pulling the strings and I don't like being a wooden puppet
 
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(music to listen this to)

The rain was pouring down, pattering against the windows as if they wanted to go inside. I was alone in my office, the fourth black tea today being my only way to stay awake. @BlackGeneral was tied to the bed after working himself to sleep again and @TheTopAdventure was also resting after his successful expedition. Finally peace and calm, or so I thought before the door was opened. A stranger entered the office, swaying back and forth as if his spine couldn't hold his own body weight. Equally strange was his request.

"A button for the destruction of yuri?", I asked, taken aback, "You do know that we are not a curiosity shop, right? 'Cause this would be the first time I have ever heard of something like this." The stranger simply nodded. Of course, a man of few words, like every other user around here with secret ambitions. "And I am sure you understand the gravity of this task. Searching, no, even thinking about something like this will make you the enemy of every Yurican. They would come out faster than wasps from their nests. And don't get me started on the junkies. If they catch even a whiff of this whole case the MODs will have a field day cleaning the aftermath. It could even turn worse than the Hombre disaster." He nodded again, my words seemingly not reaching him. Sighing, I continued: "Either you are a lunatic or a lunatic with much wealth and followers. No matter what, this whole thing will end in nothing but strike-shet, rivers full of hatespeech and streets full of deleted users. You would be in the midst of this crossfire. Should we take this case our agency too. I can't risk our lives for the ideals of one user."
The stranger was seemingly doing something insides his trench coat, one could even hear a pluritude of whispers. After some time he threw a big sack of money on the table. "Small payment...., in advance." Whoever he was, he had the financial means. This wasn't even your usual Reaction money, no, pure Points. Valuable, highly sought after, rare and...
...impossible for a normal user to come by.

They were never distributed, neither in V3 nor in V5. Was a MOD baking him? What for and why? Dispute within their ranks? Have they grown bored? I could feel my brain cells whiring and clacking, like the machinery of the Posting library. "This is all nice and dandy", I replied after thinking for some time, "but the money is worth nothing if we end up banned." "No problem... I will take care... of the button. Just need to know.... the location.", his words spoken with great deliberation. "So you just need us to find where the button is located? Can't say I am frilled helping someone start a war in the Forum. Should we accept I want no traces leading back to us, am I clear?" "As said,.... so done"

I sighed, my nerves at their limit. I would first need to consult with my team members before risking all of our lives. Still, those Points. Even now their shine and allure sang sweetly to my ears. Enough to make a regular user sick. "Alright, I will have to talk with my colleagues on this matter. You should come back in four to five days, giving us enough time to answer your proposition by then." Simply nodding, the figure shifted back outside, disappearing within the rainy streets of thread activity. No use tailing him, the Forum offers the perfect hiding spot for users of all class and mass. I leaned back on my seat, wide awake, thinking about the whole case.
Why exactly us? Revolutions weren't something new and fights could break out daily here, but why involve us? This question bore itself in my skull, not giving me a peace of mind.


Status Report
Case: not yet accepted, discussion needed
Notes: smells like a trap; someone else seems to be pulling the strings and I don't like being a wooden puppet
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It was one of those nights where the rain didn't seem to have any sign of ending, instead getting stronger as time went on.
I was resting in my brand new Marbelo rocking chair, with a book in my hand and a pipe in my mouth. Today had been a long day of work! Just this morning, three requests came in, each more draining than the other. The first one had been about finding some information on a certain "book of live". I spent 2 hours searching all the libraries, only for my client to realise he had misspelt it and meant Book Of Love; it was a book about the origins of love, as the emotion was invented in 1203. I luckily found it rather quickly after knowing the right name to search for, but before I even had some time to rest some guy barged in and asked for an autopsy. You wouldn't believe me, the man had been found dead after eating 300 kilograms of cheese and smoking one pack of cigarettes... it was a suicide. So, as I said, long day. My cat was in my arms, smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of beer. To be honest, I'd rather not have alchool in my room, but he seems to really enjoy it so I can't bring myself to stop him.
Really, I quite enjoyed that night, hard work really does make rest better. But that's if it's not interrupted. because it was.

Thunder stroke and the door of my room trew itself open.
It was my good friend and coworker, @a_singular_strike. He had a very serious expression.

"We need to talk"
 
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It was one of those nights where the rain didn't seem to have any sign of ending, instead getting stronger as time went on.
I was resting in my brand new Marbelo rocking chair, with a book in my hand and a pipe in my mouth. Today had been a long day of work! Just this morning, three requests came in, each more draining than the other. The first one had been about finding some information on a certain "book of live". I spent 2 hours searching all the libraries, only for my client to realise he had misspelt it and meant Book Of Love; it was a book about the origins of love, as the emotion was invented in 1203. I luckily found it rather quickly after knowing the right name to search for, but before I even had some time to rest some guy barged in and asked for an autopsy. You wouldn't believe me, the man had been found dead after eating 300 kilograms of cheese and smoking one pack of cigarettes... it was a suicide. So, as I said, long day. My cat was in my arms, smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of beer. To be honest, I'd rather not have alchool in my room, but he seems to really enjoy it so I can't bring myself to stop him.
Really, I quite enjoyed that night, hard work really does make rest better. But that's if it's not interrupted. because it was.

Thunder stroke and the door of my room trew itself open.
It was my good friend and coworker, @a_singular_strike. He had a very serious expression.

"We need to talk"
A quick rundown is all I needed to inform @TheTopAdventure of what happened today. I kept it on a low profile, using the DM Posting machines. After finishing my report @TheTopAdventure looked at me with panic in his eyes, his face white as chalk and his fingers holding his chair tightly.
"I am sorry to come with this during your rest time, but this smells like a great uproar, maybe even the fuse for a Coup d'État.", I said while TheTopAdventure tried to stand up. I continue, my mind still racing, "Because we are talking about a large sum of Points I am sure that at least one MOD is somehow involved in this matter." After drinking a glass of water, TheTopAdventure calmed down, though his face still remained pale. Finally he talked, "Everytime a MOD is involved big things happen. This is with full certainty the work of one. Have you asked @BlackGeneral?" "Not yet, you know how he is. Still sleeping." TheTopAdventure sighed, "Lets give him the rest he deserves, because I doubt that anyone of us will touch dreamland for the coming days." I agreed with him.
MODs were no trifling matter. Refusing could be as bad as agreeing to their requests and the aftershock of their work affected both foe and ally. The moment we got that offer we were put on the edge, a Ban Hammer hanging above our heads. Though something felt strange. "MODs usually don't use middle man for their plans. They call, we answer. They demand, we give. They judge, we accept. Why then all the Points as payment?" "Perhaps as hush money? To not rat them out to their kind.", answered a tired TheTopAdventure. But this couldn't be right. That was not the way normal MODs worked.
Seeing my frustration TheTopAdventure said, "No use in stressing our grey matter now, we are too tired for this. Let's have a good nights rest, perhaps this mental block is easier to overcome than thought."

And with that I said my goodbye to TheTopAdventure wishing him and his cat a good night, before making my way back home. He was right, it was a long day and I needed some rest.
 
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Can I take 70% of the earnings-nya?

You are already my nyassistant/ nyassassin / emotional support nyanimal. How many jobs do you want?

What is a "button for the destruction of yuri?" anyways?
Only the admin could eradicate Yuri from Mangadex, he wants us to find dirt on him to blackmail him?
Mods planning a Coup d'état?
I don't like it, but it's too important of an event for us to not be part of it
We can decide if we are helping or stopping them once we get more informations
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