Thanks for the chapter!
All these people talking about the (based) anti-loli potion, and I'm sitting over here thinking:
"Medicine that makes popcorn come out of your armpits? Have the armpit fetishists gone too far?"
I thought the unicorn was a genuine mystical guardian or something... Turns out to be a mystical pervert with a fetish... Like that pegasus from Dungeon Soup... Where's a Chaotic Good Barbarian when you need it??