How to find a valentine for Valentines day

[Manko-sensei]

Be like Keiji and rent a boy/girlfriend for that day, in a few months you'll.be bankrupt!

 

[robertelch]

Congrats

Well... I lied

 

[Fmefw]

Well... I lied

You're not, I'm your valentine

 

[Manko-sensei]

I already have the best company:

 

[Itsukimoto]

Yes yes, everyone you must wait for the date, and trust in Gao. He has many friends with many benefits. So all I can is, he can at any time, show up at your house with a knife-nya

 

[Angry_Panda]

So all I can is, he can at any time, show up at your house with a knife-nya

...imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight....

 

[BakedBanana]

So all I can is, he can at any time, show up at your house with a knife-nya

...imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight....

Sorry pal, but I must ask that you leave the premises immediately. @BlackGeneral

Source

 

[Itsukimoto]

...imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight....

Sorry pal, but I must ask that you leave the premises immediately. @BlackGeneral

Source

Come on guys let him have this one-nya... All hes gonna do is take photos of your feet...

 

[BakedBanana]

Come on guys let him have this one-nya... All hes gonna do is take photos of your feet...

Have you looked at me? I don't even have legs..

 

[Itsukimoto]

Have you looked at me? I don't even have legs..

Uh-huh-nya...

 

[Angry_Panda]

Uh-huh-nya...

MODS!

 

[murkmurks]

i want @Merulox to be mine valentine

 

[robertelch]

Uh-huh-nya...

Lewdddd

 

[BakedBanana]

Uh-huh-nya...

You got the wrong person. As you can see, that's my pal @Merulox with my hat. Here's a guide @DavidianMillerian made to tell us apart:

 

[robertelch]

You got the wrong person. As you can see, that's my pal @Merulox with my hat. Here's a guide @DavidianMillerian made to tell us apart:

Nah. Merulox is great. You're the evil twin

 

[BakedBanana]

Nah. Merulox is great. You're the evil twin

They haven't even read Modoki-domo.

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

They haven't even read Modoki-domo.

Straight into the goulash.

 

[Robinisback]

Maybe losing your e virginity

I lost my e-virginity a long time ago....I didn't knew any better back then and my partner was a serial roleplayer, it all happened in the heat of the moment. I smoked an e-cigarette later.

 

[kohelemon]

 

[robertelch]

Straight into the goulash.

https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/04/fakten-gulasch.html