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A big-boobie woman walked up to a magazine stand
She said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any booze?"
The man said, "No, we just sell magazines
But it's young, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made
Can I get you a copy?"
The big-boobie woman said, "I'll pass"...