Thank you for translating, and good luck with future translations! Situations like these make me realise the extent people will go through just to let everyone around the globe read a silly manga. This silly manga is really starting to remind me of Kubo won't let me be invisible or Shikimore, I...
The safest bet would be to go all in on bitcoin, its been done before and doesn't raise any eyebrows if you have a convincing enough "my friend told me to" story. Lets see what the manhaka plans to do with him!
If this really happened in real life i wonder how the media would react to someone investing in 10 companies that all conveniently blow up...interesting sol romcom manga though, im curious how theyll go about the mental agegap