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Scalywag

Chotto matte. That near-orgy wasn't just a dream sequence?

The council of men does not approve.

Hey, what's wrong with past 44?

Look, I love a good harem ending as much as anyone but you absolutely do not owe them keys or "keeping things fair" if you've already made your choice.

Dumb. Healed or not, Suzu's not going to survive without you, so you taking the potion increases both of your chances.

MC was given his territory by the king himself in the first chapter…

You'd think telling her Allen of all people died "pathetically, stabbed in the guts by a spear" would be the easiest lie to disbelieve.

Villain kills the fox: MC does nothing Villain eyes Nina, suggests selling her: MC does nothing Villain keeps trying to appraise MC: MC does nothing Villain demands MC buy him lunch: MC does Villain attacks MC: MC fakes a teleportation and hides Villain attacks the innkeeper's daughter: MC...

Ah, what a wonderful ending, when two people who are extremely mentally ill and liable to forget most of their life or go completely catatonic at any moment decide to be responsible for each other's safety for the rest of their (almost certainly short) lives

"Your grandmother couldn't direct her hatred toward a child, so instead she directed it toward you, a child."

Merchant collapses to his knees in tears, clutching the bottle of wyvern's bone marrow fluid to his chest while blubbering his thanks to the MC MC: I am probably not good at understanding other people's subtle emotions

Wait… your grandmother (presumably an elf) used to travel with the hero "summoned from another world" (presumably human) and you… are a half-elf. Feel like there's a tiny piece of the story that you aren't quite saying here.

"Don't act like you're the older brother just because I'm younger than you!" Yes, they're truly terrifying: