Recent content by Dipuc4Life

Mama said don't stick your dick in crazy but then papa said dicks can't be lazy. So ... Mr. Gutter Brain wins? Wait, that doesn't seem right. Also, Mr. Gutter Brain thinks that Shinzo Abe would be proud. Please remember to take your Shimaidon AND your harems seriously.

We GOT her saints. Death by Blue-Holing, Death by Blue-Holing. What? It's in the scriptures. The book of 'Payback is a Bitch' chapter 2 verse 12. And the unrepentant back-stabbing hoes shall feel the warmth of the Saint's embrace. Than they shall know the EDGE of life. - The Bible of DickSharing.

The holy relic is NOW ready to make a holy BABY. Not that it could even FIT Scott over here ... well it looked like a magnum so maybe it could?

It's Im Dal Young so I already know he's going to abandon it once he 'writes' himself into a corner. The man DOES NOT KNOW how to finish ANYTHING. That being said he draws some pretty hot women and the only thing making me 'read' this is Mr. Gutter Brain. Sometimes I hate him ... who is that you...

So ... Broken, huh? Mr. Gutter Brain is guessing that she is a virgin at 25 with a SUPER loli body who is trying to get her 'Editor' to break that hymen ... but then again that motherfucker doesn't think so ymmv. Then again with a body that size she is looking for a guy with a VERY SPECIFIC...

Well, technically his balls had something to do with the fact that he is staying. Mr. Gutter Brain DEFINTELY had EVERYTHING to do with the fact that he gave her another chance since he took ALL THE BLOOD so his brain wasn't functioning right. Mr. Gutter Brain WINS AGAIN. DAMMIT!!

At least lil homie is better than the ones saying you should NEVER EVER kill anyone EVER ... even when it is FULLY JUSTIFIED Sometimes people gotta die ... hell we ALL gotta die at some point, LOL.

Guys, Mr. Gutter Brain is slipping. He wasn't sure what the magic door was until the end. Could I FINALLY get that motherfucker under control ... probably not for the foreseeable future, sigh.

Go Away you TART. You're NOT a shipper like the rest of US! Aham, now our boy needs to MAKE SURE the tart sees them making out and all will be RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!!

In my OTHER head I can hear the commentary ... FINISH HER! PREGNANCY!!! Damn you Mr. Gutter Brain ... You've got to sleep EVENTUALLY.

Well, she 'touched the saint' ... kind of. Chapter 3 verse 16 says you have to USE YOUR HANDS. She is CLEARLY in VIOLATION of the sacred text. Her punishment shall be thus ... EDGEMENT TO DEATH.

Let the weirdos be weirdos is my mantra ... that and let the freaks be freaks. Wait ... that's Mr. Gutter Brains mantra ... the freak.

I guess we're going FULL HAM on making that team huh. Hell, my guy is trying to make a WHOLE LEAGUE. But them's the breaks when the only way you can level up is by adding ANOTHER 18 year bill, LOL.

Mr. Gutter Brain was ARGUING with me then page THREE hit ... we weren't arguing any more. I had to switch tactics to REMIND him what Mama said. He just doesn't care ... the bastard.

I TOLD y'all that Blum has ENOUGH titties for the Horse Cock. We'll we ALL KNEW it so ... yeah. Mr. Gutter Brain STILL wins ... and so did Father's 'CROSS' KEK.