As a nurse, there's nothing nastier to me than the notion of having sex on a clinical setting like a hospital. It's got to be the unsexiest place I can think of...
...Not that there's nurses who still would AND actively do, to be fair.
Angenas: "Say... this contract says Rob Bobson instead of Bob Robson!"
Pellet: "A mere technicality, Lord Angenas. Such things are trivial when it comes to contracts."
Angenas: "Phew! I'll ignore you crossing all your fingers and knocking on wood with your elbows while you said that if you...
"Gee-whiz! It's as easy as getting rid of the damn poison bottle only I know about! Why didn't I think of that IMMEDIATELY!!!?????"
I get that she has lacks malice, but she's really hogging the ball of stupid as tight as she can!