Jr: Snake's "a hardcore Nighthawk fanatic... nobody's more in love with the legend than he is"
Us: "ew, he's a pervert"
Also us: Superman sniffing memes, "I want to lick her armpit crumbs", "waaah, pubic hairs left on the toilet seats waahh"
Dudes, I hate to break it to y'all, but Snake is...