Recent content by jipowap

High-charisma low-wisdom is the way to get yourself  and your entire party killed. I wonder how much of it is his AI's influence on other's brains. Love how it triggers revulsion in others once they realize their perception is tweaked.

Begone TINY THOT

Big ol grey bird just ponderin youth

We saw plenty of budget versions of famous characters during the siege, but this is something else entirely. Lots of thought went into every aspect.

Motherly now. Put a baby in it, let the boobs reorganize the fat for milk

Can't tell if she couldn't do R's well, or it translated to something horribly embarrassing like "my precious one". Hmmm

And now I have a life goal. Get my wife some lobster-fed octopus sushi. Reminds me of Megalobox, where a fish was simmered in heavy water. An absolute pinnacle of luxury.

I am partially convinced that Garen isn't real. That she found a corpse that nobody cared for and everything about him is her filling in blanks of the friend she wished she had, or he's a ghost. So many things that he says that could be her speaking instead. Probably just imagining it, but...

Maybe a nibble

These sorts of skills always disturb me. Context sensitive, obviously a bit sentient, verging on sapient. He didn't consider it martial arts, the skill decided it was.

Huh. How mundane. Which I guess is his character's point to bring to the office.

That is a really great interpretation of the logical extreme of Goblins. Goblin Slayer would probably have a seizure hearing the details

Pre-pin picked condoms, go great with crackers and tea!

How vague. Coin flip if good or bad

Hope he's taking magnesium and all the other spunk boosters. Boy is going to be vitamin deficient at this rate.