Why do they aways drown in leg high water? You can still stand on the other leg.
Also, the reaction is always
"ahh😦... a cramp🥺... I'm drowning 😓... oh no 😥 (resigns themselves to death)"
and never
"ah! shit! fuck! A cramp! It fucking hurts! Damn it! HELP! Help! Fucking shit! (Struggles...