Shit, brother disappears 8 (9 now but not sure author will do the math correctly) years ago, and now there's a masked character who isn't an asshole. Gonna call it.
Him: Man I really want these kids to be safe and live normal lives.
Also him: Hey guys! Who wants to drop weapons of indiscriminate killing on civilian centers? Doesn't that sound fun? And Lightning, you can even surf on a missile to maximize casualties!