Old boy better hope he can keep dodging, because if he ever stops long enough for the minigun to start hitting him, it won't stop hitting him, and I seriously doubt his regen can keep up with 2000+ RPM.
If you think it's the 'bare minimum of due diligence' to do a deep dive investigation on every author that puts out a romcom AND anticipate when they are going to pull a bait and switch, you're too retarded to take even slightly seriously.
Well if the author had actually been upfront about this being nothing more than a degenerate extension of the degenerate original, people could have simply avoided it from the beginning. But he couldn't do that, and just had to pull this bait and switch. Well, now instead of people that would...
There was zero reason to link this to the porn version. It could have done just fine as a normal romcom, but now the FMC is a confirmed cumdump that is being run through by enough people to guarantee the loss of her ability to pairbond. She is ONLY for the streets.
What a fucking travesty.