All Japanese fear the cold. It's an invisible blade, always waiting for it's chance to take the life of your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your childhood friend, or even your boyfriend. The Japanese cold delights in snuffing out the lives of people in relationships.
"Oh, muscles muscles!"
You losers are lucky it's not illegal to be wrong. Yet.
Her ACTUAL charm point is pulling her hair back with a hairband and showing almost all of her forehead.
Villainess enters the scene.
"Oh, she'll help me!"
Villainess activates friendly fire.
"What? What's going on?"
Villainess activates Mythic hard mode mechanics, and changes server type to "hardcore".
"Please....no...."
"It's too late for all of that, my dear. You've already played your hand."
"This is the first known recording of how a wild gyaru marks her mate, with a small bite to the ear. Previously, gyaru were thought to be similar to other pack animals, with shared mates, but recent discoveries have proven that theory to be overwhelmingly wrong. Gyaru are in fact completely mate...
Old boy better hope he can keep dodging, because if he ever stops long enough for the minigun to start hitting him, it won't stop hitting him, and I seriously doubt his regen can keep up with 2000+ RPM.