so a girl walks into a deli and sees a man in his 40's buying a pack of cigarettes and asks him "excuse me how many packs do you buy a week" and he says "five." the girl then does the math and says "well if you saved all that money instead of buying cigarettes for approximately 8 years, you could have a FERRARI by now... and not be driving that crappy toyota." the man then looks at her and says "well where the fuck is your ferrari top kek kill yourself"