Recent content by LordofLeechers

You know, it's probably a good thing that they stopped getting money when they do affectionate acts. No economy could withstand that much of a currency influx.

...But what if he just skips the hero party and just seduces the goddess?

"These claws ain't just for attracting mates." - Mr. Krabs

Look at those fools, praising the darkness. The only true path is to praise the sun.

No good deed goes unpunished.

When faced with a succubus, sticking her with your sword is indeed a viable way to end things. Just make sure it's your metal sword, or else you will have a bad end.

Well, the dragon's design is a lot more appealing now. I never really liked the snub-nosed plague dragon's looks.

There is a slim chance that there are elves involved.

She is never going to let go.

Yeah, but the man has multiple divorces, so he has a thing for red flag girls.

Nun medusa, huh. I guess you can say that her trying to trick him into taking off the blindfold has become a...habit. Please, please, remain seated. I shall show myself out the window.

Yeah, she's earned that "crazy woman" title after this stunt.

Jirai Kei, my friend, Jirai Kei. Good old landmine girls.

If this is all in their heads, then the magic backfiring like that must have been an unconscious desire of hers.

Please be patient, catgirls have the dumb.