The harem girls are debating about who will suck Mr. Firearm's hammer first, but will be shocked to find the author plinking with his character's firing pin before they get the chance.
Everyone's acting like this is so unrealistic to try to pander to the abuse porn market. Guys... shit like this happens. This is the first time I've seen gender roles and power disparity portrayed in genderbend media. Other series in the genderbend category are saccharine to the point of...
Oh Shit!
A black dragon's breath (iirc) is a save-for-half acid damage! As in, you can't avoid damage from it if you are caught in it! Unless he's got something like Evasion, Mr. One Health is not going home tonight.
I like how playful this is in comparison with the dark-as-night subject matter. It's probably as close as you could get to how people would really react in these situations.