Was trying to read what flavour the jelly she was drinking was and was confused/concerned until I realised that her finger was covering the G in Grape flavour
Dude...
She's not hostile towards you. There's no reason to attack her (yet)
Just say you were recently picked up and that your mistress sent you for a checkup and and she wants you to ask about the piano while you're there
While I do agree with you that science is very much like a religion, I can not see that science says anything about spirituality or morals.
The only definition I could find of spirituality that does not create a circular argument by refering back to religion was in reference to the soul, which...
Best I can think of is to make another one that is either just the spicy parts or just the same as this but with the spicy parts included. Don't know if you can/want to do that though.
I know she's depressed or something, but she's being a fire hazard lighting all those candles. Her friends should stop her before the house burns down and she dies.