Recent content by Mah_Buddy_Keith

Yessir, Amelie was hungry.

Ya-hoh?

Lumir is giving me AK-12 vibes…

“Slime possession, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma.”

“Thine wish be granted.” Meanwhile, the rest of the world:

I’ve been in the industry, myself. Not even fine dining warrants this level of abuse, let alone a greasy spoon. Yeah, sure, the guy’s making mistakes, but that’s what you expect out of a student who’s working part-time to pay the bills—a foreigner at that. A professional cook or an apprentice...

Violent masturbation.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Well, now the rating's changed to R-18.

Nobody: MC:

“You’re ruining it!”

Mayonnaise belongs on fried chicken.