Recent content by Malachite_Dragon

There is no universe where Kiara is capable of toning it down any number of levels.

That's the thing, they already are taxed. If my sister would cut back on the smoking she wouldn't have nearly as many money issues as she does.

Remember, kids: Immortality and Invincibility are not the same thing! Always read the fine print when signing pacts with strange otherworldly entities!

Tragic? Yes. An explanation? Yes. An excuse? No.

I didn't understand a goddamn word that was said but I'm glad she's happy. I think.

Lip is dangerous for... other reasons. There is no magecraft in the world that can keep those moons inside the orbit of a swimsuit top.

... I need a :facepalm: the size of the moon.

Hmm, maybe I was a little harsh on her. Maybe the author has gotten the hint and- Nevermind :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

"Loooook at my crotch! YAY!" - MST3K

Not the Hypnotronic Crime Chamber

This is like the opposite of that whole 'turning into a wizard if you're still a virgin at 30' bullshit. And I'm all for it.

Considering it's partially her fault that all of this even happened in the first place because she was sleepin' on the job, she can dang well pick up the phone.

I'm fine with a breather arc; not everything needs to be "The system is fucked and you're on your own, now start winging it biznach" like the ghost one was or "DEMON SYSTEM AHOY".

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If Nethack has taught me anything, shit is about to go sideways.