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"I'm kidding, I already ate some before you got home."

Well, I can't see this bargain backfiring on anyone.

Ah, you missed one. Gonna have to reload the save.

Bird: "Become nutrition for my butthole!" Me: "That's not how that works--" ** reads to last page ** Me: "...objection withdrawn...?"

You got to know when to hold 'em. And know when to fold 'em. And also you should probably be in agreement as to what the stakes are with...

"In case it comes up as a Bar Trivia question, obviously."

"Ah. Another alternate universe version of me. Well, there can be only one, but I'd rather not fight to the death here. I can pencil you...

Poor lass.

*whirr* *click* [Misunderstanding Cog Engaged]

"If the curse isn't lifted soon, she will spend the rest of her life in this world as a gluttonous elf eating nothing but unhealthy...

I have entirely too many arcade tokens lying around, so I'll bet one on "this pregnancy is a ruse."

🎵Come and knock on our door We've been waiting for you Where the kisses are hers and hers and hers Three's company, too🎵

For what it's worth, as a moon orbiting inside the synchronous orbit radius, Phobos is already being cranked in by tidal interactions...

To be fair, you only really need the magnetic field if you need the atmosphere to last for millions of years unattended.