VAAN, the ultimate destroyer of something something something ...aura...Something? Whatever, most hilarious translator ever. I'm enjoying his rants almost as much as the manga. Thanks for work!!
How to make Creepy cat "normal".
Order take-out Pizza. Cut 2 lines vertical, 2 lines horizontal, the other traditional diagonals. Take picture of pizza, print picture and tape to wall.
Eat pizza.
mmhh-hmm good.