About the whole Morbius thing...
The fact that the internet tricked the studio into re-releasing it in theaters only for it to bomb a second time will never not make me smile.
I've thought about it too. Since my knowledge of Japanese is mostly limited to important things (like "sushi," "ramen," and "kuchisabishi," it would totally be a joke translation.
That shirt makes me think of a dream I had once.
Dark clouds covered the land and plunged it into darkness. Then suddenly, a beam of light shot out of the forest and parted the clouds, and everyone was happy. There was also a part where all the trees were on fire, and this crab was following me...
King just completed the "fuck around" step. I think we'll be seeing the "find out" step within the next 5 chapters or so. And it will probably be the family putting on a show of strength and basically saying "if we wanted to do something, we could and would have done so by now."