"Still too early for kids"
Tsk, tsk. As someone studying medicine (iirc), she should know just how viciously cruel kids can be, specially if properly motivated.
Since this world seems deliberately designed for some purpose that escapes me at the moment, I will simply point out that whatever Lucas does, the world itself simply will not let him be. The only way for him to really quit would be to not play, or to have admin-level privileges. What the latter...
I just stumbled upon this now, and while I'm thankful to the TL, at the back of my mind I can't help but wonder where a certain gremlin-specialist fox is in all this.