That reaction thingy is the closest I can get to acquiesce to your request. But if you prefer I can try a sacrifice to some entities to see if one can punch you more directly if you like.
If the author doesn't pull the "It was just a dream" cliche that would be pretty, uh. . . Shit what do the kids say these days? Something to do with mountains I think?
It would be pretty mountain, yeah, like my fellow kool kids would say, that are young and hip. . . like me.
She inherited her mothers looks but her fathers rocks. which he used for brains cause hot damn he is gullible as hell, even mother dearest used it against him so casually she must be adept at it.
So miss Yuki, have you heard of a concept called 'Yuri'? You have the makings of a fine prince and a bright future lined up once you get to high school.
You may want to be careful about going too far for the joke, site TOS and guidelines aside you may find yourself getting onto some watch lists if you're not careful, especially nowadays where fewer people are able to tell jokes from confessions.
That's an invasion of privacy, what if he was horribly scarred and had a trauma related to that? she's just going to rip off his safety bag so callously? She should at least buy him dinner first.
She keeps that whole putting random things in peoples food stuff up and she's going to kill someone one day, then a fancy menu will be the least of her worries.