Recent content by R4nd0mus3r

I've seen those eyes before, the eyes of absolute THIRST.

And there goes the down payment on the house... in this kind of market at this day and age tsk tsk

Indeed, proper clothes should be tailored for such ahem  voluptuous figures

Now that was some destructive power coming from both sides here.

That face is so mischievously smug I love it

He became a deer caught by a headlight. Literally stunned the whole way through XD

Proving his grandma's boy roots with this one XD

Wait why is there a cond- you know what, nevermind, I'm probably better off not knowing what kind of freaky-deaky they got going on

Love it XD

Ex-f-ing scuse me? Well, to each their own kinks I s'ppose

Honestly my favorite part of April Fools is looking at the seething hatred in the comments, it's like an invigorating spiced tea, soothing yet energizing. Delicious chef's kiss

He's dead, Jim

The illustration, chef's kiss

I was expecting a Yamcha pose but ostrich style works too

Threatening the man with a good time