Haha, it's THE perfect song for it. Not just the romantic vibes, but the entire song being about loving someone, and that it could only ever be them you could ever love in your whole life.
because in modern internet slag, "Hag" is now ironically used to refer to an older woman who is attractive. And someone into older women is "hagmaxxing"
Yeah, you failed school as well. "use" was chosen to imply you have never touched soap in your life. like you have never touch a woman in your life. I can tell you're like the guy from Perfect Blue.