I love how the story has forced us all to be the MC and the way we all had mixed feelings for having to "live" dumb. Nice example of a unbroken first person narrative. You guys' protests cracked me up!
Unpopular opinion: don't think "Adelaide" is any less male in his behavior: he saw, knew, aimed, and executed like a guy wooing a girl (and it worked...she's crushing for 5 years). Prince, though, is in denial.
(Singing to Make Them Laugh)
Kick their ass! Kick their ass!
Don't you know we need you to kick their ass!
Their dad said "Be a swordsman, my sons"
But they're a comical one!
We'll be standing in lines
For the chance to kick their behinds!