Recent content by Simply_Fiction

@CookieMuncher I slapped this bitch on when I made my account forever ago so, basically, I don't fucking know lol I think it was a story about a hermit vampire and a girl who basically forces her way into her life, it was a slice of life I think Edit: found it...

@itsdeadsaw Take a breath there, chief

I mean, mood

Huh What a fuckin' RIDE

Man, what happened to Ernon? Itcs like he just totally lost his fangs. He went from overly doting to lost puppy

Look, I like DnD as much as the next guy, but all the dice calculation really takes away from the scene. Like, severely, that's why we don't have our characters running around going "I slash the goblin for 1d4 damage" It's seriously killing world immersion, it takes an urgent situation and...

Naughty children get spanked I suppose?

It took Jesus 3 days to come back from the dead, therefore Fooly is holier than Jesus. Abs is the true religion. Relinquish your gods, worship abs.

So what, he's gonna be alone again but this time with the advent of having exterminated the dragons? Yikes What a sad end

Is this the beginning of a slowly blooming romance? Time will only tell

Take away the "Backup" and the real character development can start. Who's he gonna be when that countdown runs out? When he returns? What kind of person will he become? It's exciting to think about.

@bejad007 @Shitposter42 Tfw you ain't got no homies to kiss ;~;

These people are in their midlife and have more youth than any 20 year old ever, damn, maybe I should become a contract killer

Who the fuck is gonna try to square up with fuckin' Buddha? Count +1 for humanity

"You should find someone better. Maybe someone like, I dunno... Me?" -Sakurai, probably